Someone sent me this as something they could see me doing, eeerr yeah. ok. I don't know if its true or just a story but its very funny.

Killer Biscuits wanted for attempted murder.
Lisa Burnett 23 a resident of San Diego was visiting her in-laws and while there went to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and both her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. one customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was ok and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for the last hour, the man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from the back of her head. when they finally got into the car, they found that Lisa had a wad of Pilsbury bread dough on the back of her head.....
A pilsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gun shot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. when she reached up to feel what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her rescue. Lisa is blonde.