The Daily Mirror's Sue Carroll: 'To this end he [Freddie Shepherd] plans, it's rumoured, to install Alan Shearer - whose eyes are too close together for my liking - as player/manager'.

Rrrriiiggghhht.

Whats the big deal with Shearer anyway? Its like he's God or something, Yeah he's good but I can't be the only one who thinks he's over-rated.
He or the fans throw a paddy if he doesnt play, if he's even dared to be put on the sub's bench, there's an outcry and Gullit/Robson gets the sack.

Its definately a case of being bigger than the club.

SShheessh listen to me! Anyone would think I had a vague idea what I was going on about.

Wonder how its going down the hospital?
Wonder if Dad'll be coming home tonight?