I was reading the BBC's Woking v Halifax preview:
'Halifax striker Lewis Killeen may play, despite a clash of heads against Exeter which caused his eyeball to pop out.'

MH sent me this from the ROI FA website.
'Travelling fan guide to Paris'.
The reminder: 'All supporters departing Ireland should be in possession of a valid passport and don't forget to check you have your travel documents and money.'
Fans, be thankful for 'Some taxi advice. You can either hail one on the street or wait at a taxi rank of which there are hundreds - just look for the square sign with a white TAXI on a blue background.'
The best has to be:
'When crossing the road at a crossroads, as soon as you see the little green man it means that you can cross the road.
But if you're any doubt, stop, look, listen, live.'
*zips lips shut to avoid making the all too easy, stupid Irishman jokes*