I watched the Wicker man last night.
I won't spoil it if you haven't seen it, except to say, watch it.
Anyway, Christopher Lee in part of it dresses as a woman, with flowery dress and long wig and dances down the street with his cult.
I got a vision of Terry Wogan singing the "Floral dance" and skipping along to it.
I think that'd work.
Ah-hem, back to the revision, oh joy of joys