Today is transfer deadline day.....
I figure if i sit in front of Sky Sports News long enough, i can some how telepathically get them to ignore the whole Wayne Rooney/Bobby Robson stories and have an interview with Curbs saying that he has signed at least 2 world class drop-down-dead-in-astonishment defenders, for prices so cheap you think he's been conned.
I can then breathe easy and sit back and smirk when opposing forwards make a run as these defenders will be so hard (but fair - no silly bookings or red cards) that as soon as they look at Henry/Smith/Rooney/fill in your own striker, the striker will pale with fright, as soon as the defender starts to trot towards the opposing striker they will fill their shorts, leave the ball for fear of being tackled and run and beg their manager to be subbed.
I dreamed about it - therefore it must be true and WILL happen, I just need to be patient.
(ok i dreamed about it when I was such a defender and it was Micheal Owen and this dream was 2 years ago, but who cares about details?)