Spiderman 2 is shit.
Do not, I repeat go see this film.
It is more cheesy than a tub of dairylea.
The 1st film was bad, but it had comedy moments in it to perk it up.
And you could forgive the awful "america rools!" bit, I think the exact line was "Dont mess with NYC!" After all they had to change it due to 9/11 so its bad but forgivable.
What wasn't forgiveable was the cheese between Peter and Mary-Jane or MJ as he kept calling her in the sequel. Which got annoying after the 25th go.
If I was a Mary Jane or Sarah Louise or anything gay like that I would KILL anyone who called me MJ or SL.
But they were minor points in a ok film.
Anyway. Reasons why the 2nd film sucks dick.
The only comedy came from him doing his spiderman washing and the colours running. However this was apparently 2 years later, surely by now he'd have learnt to seperate colours and whites?
The second came from him losing his spidey powers and having to take the lift and having to talk to a stranger commenting on his spidey suit.
He told that it itches and sometimes rides up in the crotch. Which amused me.
Anyway, other than the TOTALLY predictable bits with him and Aunty May - Possibly the most irritating old lady on film since the old bird from Titanic. And Mary-Jane. GAHH it sucked.
The other strange thing appeared to be that when he fell, he'd bounce off of cars and you know falling more than 6 storeys you'd expect him to have more than a sore back.
Ok, Ok I know that spiders fall and live ok, but i'm sure that if the Spider grew to the size of a 6ft man. He/She'd suffer some injuries.
And still on this, I know spiders are strong, but in some scenes he seemed to have got himself confused with Superman. Superman could stop a speeding train with just his feet, I'm sure. Spiderman probably can't. In fact Spiderman can not.
So why did he try? and I also got a nice mental image of Popeye when his suit ripped with his bulging muscles rippling under the suit.......
Err yeah, where was I?
Tobey Maguire is cute although I was fasinated by the little fish hook scar he has on his cheek.
But anyway.....
The Film.
So he was on the train, understandably knackered from the efforts of stopping the train and passes out.
So he gets body-surfed to a safe carriage where.... "OHMIGOD he's just a kid!"
Then the big baddy "Doc Ock?!" (Yeah, the least said about that the better.) Comes and the whole train goes. "If you want him, you have to go through me."
RIIIGGHHHT. More American BS. The imagery and connotations can not just be clear to me can they?
And another thing... Why didnt someone on the train have a camera or camera phone with them.
They could have sold the story and the picture for a FORTUNE!
Or would that just have been me?
So in conclusion. The Film is SHITE. He gets the girl and the scene is set for a 3rd.
- on another note. I think I'm turning into a girl, on at least 2 occasions I saw Mary Jane and thought. Ooh MH would say that she needs a necklace with that top/dress.
Is not good