I had to pinch this. It's soooo funny

The scene: Spotty Parker's hotel room in Gothenburg, before midday today. The phone rings. Someone answers it. It is Spotty himself, in a gold-encrusted dressing gown. Steady on, girls.
Spotty: Uuuuuuh?
Ponderous-sounding Swedish voice: "Hello. Is that Scott?"
Spotty: Uuuuuuh!
Voice: "I'd like to say congratulations for your fine performance last night. I thought those minutes you were on the field were fantastic. They really showed what a great choice you were."
Spotty: Uuuh-uhhh!
Voice: "And, I'd like you to be the first to know that your move to Chelsea from, aaah... Cheltenham? From there, yes, yes, was very much worth it. Very much."
Spotty grunts with joy.
Voice: "Do you want to join me in Portugal in June?"
Spotty: Uhhhhh!
Voice: "Well, you can now afford a holiday there with British Airways First Class from just £300! April Fool!"
Spotty: Uhhh! Boss? Boss?

From the Charlton blog by Casino avenue