Oh shitfuckwank.
I don't want to do this.
Who needs to learn to drive anyway?
I get around fine (mostly) on public transport.
I mean me. Behind the wheel of a car?
Its not safe. I can't drive. I'm crap.
I'm not ready for a test, I still should be pootling on quiet roads at 3mph.
Maybe I could phone up and cancel the whole thing? or con someone into taking the test for me?
Why am I so nervous anyway? I'm used to failing it, I can't drive, its obvious to the whole world.
The driving instructors only like having me there cos I'm single handedly keeping them employed.
Shitfuckwank, someone help me?