I got some bizarre emails today, normally my spam includes "Enlarge your penis" Which gets naturally forwarded on to the lads in my address book, with the message: "I've heard you need this more than me." (Never fails to crack me up).
The other is the buy Viagra/weightloss pills adverts.
Today's two were frankly a little distubing and one rather scary.I was gonna put the links up to them but then decided not too.

Email no1 was from Exotic Animal Auctions. Always dreamed of owning a black bear cub? This is the place for you! I've already made my birthday wishlist consisting of a "cross bred jungle cat", an ostrich and a water buffalo please! I was quite amused by the idea of trying to pay for a bobcat via PayPal or how a postman would deliver a giraffe in the post. You could also buy deer/antelope semen. Not quite sure what respectable breeder would do this but there you go.

Email No2. It was vile, Bonzai Kittens! Oh yes! Collect yourself a few days old kitten when the bones have not yet ossified and are rubbery, drug it, glue its arse shut and squeeze it into a bottle of some kind, (obviously with airholes, we don't wanna get done for animal cruelty now do we?) And Voila! One living kitty in a bottle, after a few weeks take kitty out and the bones have warped to fit the bottle and kitty is stuck like that. And the sad, sick thing is that they tried to say this was a good thing and an "improvement" on normal cats.

There's organisations to shut down childporn on the internet and rightly so, what about sick shit like this? Surely there must be something?