Just had to record this.
Its up there with MH (who was queen of daft statements) telling me she was moving to a mosquito (meaning masionette) and worrying about the laxatives in her cocktail sausages (meaning lactose, as in milk!)
(The names have been changed to protect the innocent, but it's me and the BB (The BB has pulled a new bird, by the way. He randomly drops her into conversation, I'm still trying to suss if it's to make me jealous after I told him I pulled The Minger just two hours after leaving him or if he genuinely is a bit thoughtless (I'm going for the thoughtless) )
He was telling me about buying her a big Thorntons egg. I pretended to be upset considering I brought him all sorts of presents and did him a food shop when he was at the end of his overdraft. So demanded that he posted me a Creme egg, we then went on to this:

got ya an eggy hunny says:
u n CCR discussing me and New Bird by any chance?
Getting an egg, an interview AND a driving test!! says:
nah, should we be?
got ya an eggy hunny says:
no
got ya an eggy hunny says:
please dont will ya
Getting an egg, an interview AND a driving test!! says:
i got better things to talk about! like my egg!
Getting an egg, an interview AND a driving test!! says:
jeez, talk about paranoia
got ya an eggy hunny says:
alright slim
Getting an egg, an interview AND a driving test!! says:
grrr. lol.
got ya an eggy hunny says:
aint that those pain killers?
Getting an egg, an interview AND a driving test!! says:
WTF??
got ya an eggy hunny says:
no wait
got ya an eggy hunny says:
thas anadin
Getting an egg, an interview AND a driving test!! says:
lol
Getting an egg, an interview AND a driving test!! says:
nobhead
I'm surrounded by idiots!