Monday, December 19, 2005

The Radio crackles into life!

"Oh my god!" An excitable and panicky sounding young man's voice comes over. "We need assistance urgantly in [insert shop name]. We have about 14 kids in here just ransacking the place."
Silence. Followed by a garbled message about how the police are on their way.
"Has anyone got too [Insert name of my heath food shop] yet? There was a report of a disturbance there?"
"This is [insert name of E's shop]. This is the security guard. We dealt with the situation."

A little later that day.
"Holy crap they've got a Quad bike of all things, please can someone call 999?"
They were right you know, a few minutes later I saw 5 kids riding the powerful machine down the middle of the street, terrorising the little old Grannies doing their Xmas Shopping.

Welcome to Woolwich when the schools are out!
Woolwich, I remember being slightly ok, a little shabby but with decent stores, as I grew older to go to their on my own with OF, it was starting to go downhill, with many poundshops opening.
Nowadays its probably 90% full of Poundshops with a few clothes shops, mostly doing the buy 5 for £2.99 kinda deal, a few other shops, the first Macdonalds in the country, as it proudly advertises, my shop and E's shop.
At the far end is the Lesiure Centre where The Brat works and at the other end is a fading market that has been there since a charter granted by James I in the 17th Century as the banner says.
Its full of chinese people selling dodgey pirated DVDs and many other not very nice people.
The kinda place where at night, you hide all sign of phones or wallets and walk briskly hoping not to be noticed.

Today was the First day of the Christmas holidays and was bustling mainly with kids, laughing and larking about.
Until a middle-aged Sikh or Hindu man came into our shop followed by 7 little shits declearing.
"We're gonna knife you man."
The Big Boss Lady exclaimed to me. "They've got a broken bottle" and rushed to confront them.
I'm still not sure about why they'd started on him, but from what I could make out he had brought a dodgey DVD from the Chinese who had laughed at him when he'd come back complaining that it was shit when the kids started picking on him.
They followed him down the road, barging him and calling abuse until he came into our shop, we chased the kids out who stood outside the shop laughing at him and then telling him that as soon as he came out they were gonna kill him.
E went round to get her security guard and some of the kids started making runs into our shop, stealing packets of dried fruit and running out with them.
Another came in and stood at the doorway refusing to move and called his mates in, as the security guard came they all came rushing into the shop brandishing the broken bottle, we slammed the door shut and tried to hold it shut as they kicked at it, yanked the handle and the three kids already in the shop tried to push us out of the way and yank the door open, there was too many for just four of us to deal with and we had to let them go out.
The kids hung around for a bit and then made their way down towards the other shop and then decided to trash the place.

Nice place Woolwich! Really looking forward to the next few kid-full weeks!

8 comments:

HistoryGeek said...

What about the police? Or are they useless...

Charby said...

Never around when you want them Spins.
There's normally a few community Support Officers pootling around but God knows where they were today.

Alecya G said...

hey! I like Guinea pigs....lol

Sounds like you are having fun Charby. At least there's something going on...I mean, you could be staring at a wall all day with nothing happening.Right?

is there some sort of protection for you, in case some crazies come in?

Charby said...

I have a radio Alecya! Other than that we're on our own.
No boouncers/security guards for us!

Flash said...

Ah, good old London with it's chirpy cheeky little scallywags.

I am a little worried for you though, be careful.

weenie said...

Wow, sounds like an episode from NY PD Blues!

(*hides her dodgy DVDs...*)

Hyde said...

I don't understand why there's so much chaos. What's wrong with those kids???

Sounds like an adventure. Is a "poundshop" a place where everything costs a pound?

-h-

Charby said...

Kids these days are terrifying Hyde. That's the only explanation for it!
There was a thing in a tabloid newspaper here a couple of weeks ago about a girl who's mother said why should I discpline her? I dont have the time and thats the teachers job.
So really there's no hope for anyone!
And yes - poundshops are exactly that!

Don't worry Flash!