I couldn't help but giggle at this, round of applause for the mystery dude!
"HOW times change for once-mighty Manchester United. When their Portuguese winger Cristiano Ronaldo clocked a civilian obviously recognising him while out shopping last week, he completed his purchases, then strode outside ready for the inevitable autograph-signing session. Alas, the man in question was nowhere to be seen.

But he had kindly left a huge cardboard sign reading '4-1' on the windscreen of Ronnie's new sports car."