I woke up today with muddy feet.
I got drunk last night and then pissed off when the BB told me to go to bed.
"Fuck you, i'm going to do star jumps in the garden."
No one tells me when to go to bed.
Except it was muddy, boggy and cold so after two I decided freezing in my pj's was bad and went to bed.
And then couldn't work out why I had dirty feet and bedding in the morning