LORD Of The Rings star Elijah Wood made the half-time draw as West Ham thrashed Watford, and professed himself a fan after filming a number of scenes for his new film at Upton Park.

Decked out in the club's new away kit for next season, Wood's admission made the Hammers probably the only club on the planet to possess both a winning habit and a winning Hobbit, and the Irons will be hoping to hold on to both for a while yet.

SHIT!!!! Looks like I picked the wrong team to support! (only joking!) But still - FRODO!!!! *sigh*