Harry Potter was amazing, sad, funny, brilliant. They missed out my two favourite sections but everything else went exactly as the book. It whizzed along and I can't believe its over.

Oh - as for Miss happypants, who accused me of "verbal assault and bullying" She came back to work yesterday after a week signed off with "stress" (I'll give you stress. I've had a rotten headache all week thinking about this bollocks.)
She was on my break at work but got up and left every time I came into the messroom and ignored my tentative "hi." So fuck her. She was last seen speaking to HR armed with a copy of our code of conduct handbook.