Saturday, June 11, 2005

i declare this post to be an Indepentdant Nation.
Now stop violatinfg my airspace or i'll sue!

This post is vroubght to you by the help of Alcohol!
huaaray!
it seemed funny earlier anywats.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Afternoon Charbs,

How's the hangover ?.
Sounds like you had an enjoyable alcohol fuelled evening!.
Where, how many and who with?.

Now you're in the building game I hope you've mastered the art of charging extortionate amounts of money (cash only. obviously, don't want the benefit people to know)for sitting around all day drinking endless cups of tea "6 sugars luv", and when finally felt moved to doing some work, completely disregard what the customer wants and spectacularly f**k up whatever it was that needed doing before fleeing the scene with back pocket bulging with cash. Leaving disgruntled customer to mumble, 'should have come on a horse - bloody cowboy !!'.

On a purely sexual note, what's your builders bottom like ?.

Reading the post about the Falcons
reminded me that I used to see a Falcon almost every day when I was a teenager and beyond. There was a one painted on the pub sign of a hostelry I frequented almost every day for a few years.
To test your knowledge of (almost)local pubs, can you tell me where it is ?.

R

Charby said...

My builders bum? Well according to Flash I am owning a "tidy little arse"

I've been thinking about the pub sign all afternoon and I have no idea.
Remember that I was a good girl before uni and wasn't of a drinking age and certainly would never have tried to get in anywhere illegally, and as I have a fairly limited idea of local pubs the best I can come up with is something in the Falconwood area, hence the falcon?

Anonymous said...

Morning Charbs

Can't stay for a long post, busy at work !!. Employers eh, who do they think they are !.

Spot on with the deduction you made. The Falcon is right outside Falconwood Station.

R

Charby said...

Bloody employers!
I dunno, I'm glad I don't have to worry about them