Glad you got the package ok. Strictly speaking (strictly spanking came to mind also !) some of the goods are second hand, having decided that they had to be 'Quality Controlled' prior to export. The blow up doll and I had great fun with the sex positions, but when I used the whip, she didn't howl and scream like the woman down the massage parlour does. But she didn't charge me £80 either. Trying to get the blow up doll to use the whip on me proved a little more difficult. The best I could manage was to stand her up with the whip in her hand and run backwards very fast. Not the same as the lady down the massage parlour, but saved myself another £80 quid.
So all in all, thanks to your birthday, I've saved myself £160 this week.
Let us know what 'SOC' stands for. I can think of a few but you might think I'm some sort of pervert, and I wouldn't want you to get the wrong impression.
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Yea.....that's great!!!!
Have a great weekend....I already have stories to tell and the weekend hasn't even begun....."SOC" has begun...details to follow on Monday.
Enjoy the rain!!
SOC?
You're gonna expect me to wait all weekend to find out your stories?
Yep!
HEHEHEHEHEHE
That's soooo mean!!!
I'll give you some clues....
so far for my bday...my gifts included....
whip
lube
journal
periodic table of sex positions
wall plaque that say "Cheryl's Love Shack"
Wow!
Somehow I feel R will soon be gracing us with his presence and no doubt witty comments regarding your presents!
Indeed I will, and here I am !!
Cheryl,
Glad you got the package ok. Strictly speaking (strictly spanking came to mind also !) some of the goods are second hand, having decided that they had to be 'Quality Controlled' prior to export. The blow up doll and I had great fun with the sex positions, but when I used the whip, she didn't howl and scream like the woman down the massage parlour does. But she didn't charge me £80 either. Trying to get the blow up doll to use the whip on me proved a little more difficult. The best I could manage was to stand her up with the whip in her hand and run backwards very fast. Not the same as the lady down the massage parlour, but saved myself another £80 quid.
So all in all, thanks to your birthday, I've saved myself £160 this week.
Let us know what 'SOC' stands for. I can think of a few but you might think I'm some sort of pervert, and I wouldn't want you to get the wrong impression.
R
Well you will have to wait until Monday...
btw R, you FORGOT to send the blow up doll....I know why you are keeping her, I bet she's the kind with the open mouth.....I have you pegged.
And that my friend is why you are off the 4th list....I can't play 2nd fiddle to a doll or Charby's arse for that matter.
And so I shall take my package...aka toys....and seclude myself to my room for the weekend...
Have a great one, I'm out of here soon....Let the "SOC" begin...
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (for you Charbs)
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