*major venting of steam*
Fucking, tramping cunt!
Stop with the snidey digs! Stop it now! You think I chose for this situation? Fucking stop it! Enough with it!
You said you'd support me and you haven't. And I'm fucking sick of it and very close to blowing you off completely.
I'll write you your fucking goddam cheque and enough's enough.
I'm sick and tired of it and I'd rather be friendless than have someone like you, you don't think I get enough stick from The Brat about it?
I came to Cardiff remember? Not just for the football but to see you and you hardly spoke two words to me.
I had a good time nonetheless but I'm fucking sick of it.
I don't like the fact that you came online just to tell me to post you a cheque and then said you had to go cos some people had work in the morning and not dossing about at home.
If you'd waited 5 minutes I'd have told you that I've been helping the builder, and got some typing just so I could give the money to my folks so they can pay the Leccy bill.
But enough's enough and I'm willing to write you out my life, which is a horrible thing as I don't want to lose any of my friends.
38 comments:
Ummmm, you ok?
*Hugs*
The msn-ing goes both ways
Let it out, woman! Excellent venting.
Morning Charbs
Wow !! Hope you had a good nights sleep and feel a little better now.
Playing devils advacaat!, Is there any chance he was just making a jokey comment with absolutely no malice at all intended ?.
Being someone who likes to keep life as humorous as possible(antidote for the crap the world throws at me !)I have unintentionally upset plenty of people, by being a little bit insensitive with my wit and
sarcasm.(see below !!!) Tends to be people who don't know me very well.
Apologies if i'm poking my nose in but I'm guessing you wanted feedback
Alternatively, pull yourself together you useless good for nothing sponging layabout !
R
Wow, if this person was serious they really have no decorum! Don't blame you for being angry.
Wow, if this person was serious they really have no decorum! Don't blame you for being angry.
Oops, sorry Charby. Still getting the hang of this!
Hugs from here too.
By the way I had a bit of a rant & stole your favourite swear word.
I've since been praised for excellent cursing, so I figure I owe you one!
It was actually a SHE this time (I do have some girl mates!!) I feel a lot better now, Alcohol is such a help!
R I'm not sure this is joking, I've asked her to stop making these comments before and I've been putting up with them for nearly a year now and enough is more than enough
In that case, next time you see her, punch her to the ground, whilst screaming "die bitch" !!.
Message will be received loud and clear.
Do you really need friends like that ?!
Just a little constructive, conciliatory type of agony aunt advice !.
R
I go to sleep for 5 hours and I miss 8 comments???
Though I basically live my life on your time, I'm upset I was out of the conversation.
I'm a girl mate....I hope...and I know it wasn't me who said those shitty things.
R,
How old are you?
Charbs,
I could really use a dead butterfly in the mail right now...I'm holding my breath.
Agony aunt huh?
You getting a bit confused about your gender?
(I have a huge hangover and that's the best amusing comeback I can think of to your comment, especially at this time of morning -Well it's morning to me)
You might have to hold your breath when it comes Cheryl, it might have started to decompose!
My computer completely and utterly died last night around half two, so I guess I just missed you!
Yes, you did just miss me :(
I was up till 2 am my time though.
Sucks. Read my terrible blog today if you want to, than you will feel better about your life.
Guarenteed.
Charbs
Gender confusion has always played a big part in my life. Not least when I was in New Orleans a few years ago. In a bar a particularly attractive woman with large, mostly exposed breasts, picked me up and enticed me back to her apartmment with promises of an unforgettable night.
Things took the usual course until
I reached the 'downstairs department' at which point I was somewhat suprised to encounter a little more than I expected !!.
After the initial disapointment, I managed to salvage something from the situation by turning him over and continuing with the correctly described 'unforgettable night'.
Would have been impolite not to !.
The following lunchtime I sat in a bar in a state of shock, ( Harry Enfield Scousers in London sketch, almost exact scenario)
R
R,
I love how you are ignoring my ?'s.
It's ok though
I love the fact that you claim to be straight but then come out proudly with these comments.
Answer Cheryl's question! I'm getting curious too!
OK girls
Only clue for today is that I am nearer Flashs age than Charbys
Cheryl
How old are you ?
How do I get to read your bloggs ?.
R
Ah,
All the answers lie in Charby's blog.
Would that mean you are closer to my age?
Hehehehe!
That could confuse his simple man-brain!
He'll be looking for Cheryl links among my blogs on the side and it won't be there!
Cheryl
I can't read them all , my employer expects at least a little work out of me each day !.
R
What on earth does he expect you to work for?
What do you do R? Or will we be forced to go through a lot of clues to work it out?
I think I must have linked to Cheryl at some point in my archives so you can just look through them.
Charbs
I'm not too good at the technical aspect of this internet blogging lark, and wouldn't know where to start to find Cheryls bloggs.
When it comes to the Information Super Highway, I'm stuck somewhere between the hard shoulder and the slow lane !.
R
Thats ok, I'm somewere in the bus lane when it comes to this intermerwebby thing too.
I feel like tormenting you, so I shall just tell you to work your way through the blog list at the side and sooner or later you'll find her, although she doesn't post as Cheryl, so that may confuse you some more.
I've had a look at a few.
There's some very odd people out there !!. I'm now wondering if Cheryl is one of the more strange bloggers I've read.
R
Hehehehe!
What ones have you checked out and i'll tell you if you've hit the right one.
That does need updating seeing as some of them have ended their blogging habits.
25 -(26) comments!
We're shattering Flash's Comments, you've got some work to do now Flash to catch up!
I've got it.
Sunshine
I didn't realise that this blogging lark is so incestuous. You're all commenting on each others bloggs.
I appear to have entered the strange world of the very strange people !!
It's drawing me like a magnet and I feel i'm losing control. Will I end up leaving my job, losing all my 'in the flesh' friends and be sucked into this twilight world where you don't know if the person you're talking to is a seriel axe murderer.
R
I love that you can just talk about me as though I'm not even here.
Well I'm not really.
Don't help the hermaphradite out.
Make um work for it. I'm not one of the crazy ones, maybe confused and chaotic, but definatly sane.
Come on R, you need a blog. You have so much sarcasm built up and the riddles you could write would be over whelming.
Ok, continue to talk about me behind my back.
Yes R, I am indeed Sunshine: )
So I know you will be keeping tabs on my meloncholy life.
I'm in a bit of a sad state, not ana axe murderer, more of a divorced, lonely, single mother, just trying to make it to see the light of another day!
Welcome to my world!
Well fancy having to do some work and not be constantly hitting refresh on my page to see what the latest comment is!
Have we not convinced you to start a blog then R or are we all coming across as totally insane to you? (Hey you should fit right in then!)
Cheryl
I'll be reading !.
Sounds like you're an insomniac. Me too. If I wake up after even 2 hours sleep it takes forever to get back, sometimes not at all.
How old is your son/daughter ?. You'll probably think I'm stating the obvious but, but I imagine a working single parents life must be erm.. challenging.
Can I post on your blog site ?.
R
Your not going to abandon me are you R?
Who else could I con into helping amuse me during the day and bust my comments, I keep getting told that I only have 8 comments, I think we've killed it!
Charbs
I can't be tempted with my own blog i'm afraid. I don't have the time. Anyway I like our relationship just the way it is. You post and I try to be funny. Re: Your question, I work for a stockbroking firm. Cheryl - thats discount brokerage company where you come from.
R
Indeed an insomniac.
Glad you are reading.
Feel free to comment at will.
My daughter is 4 yr old.
Charbs
You're going all American with 'busting my comments'
Anyway, would prefer to be 'commenting on you bust !!.
Took me 10 minutes to think of that !. Battwries are a bit low, signing off now.
R
I refuse to accept that turning one's comment section into a chat room is a honourable way of getting large amounts of comments.
It's just not cricket!
Who said anything about honor, it's all about the comments....
You're just jealous ;P
But I guess you have a point...damn it....Grrr
Aaah, you're just jealous you never thought of it first!
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