Its like being back at uni, here I sit with a tub of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream, several bottles of alcohol, solitaire ready to bring up on screen when I get bored and a job application to fill in, ready to be emailed tomorrow. (S0 no different really from the essays I ujsed to write the day before!)
I think I'm fully prepared to witter on about shit I have no idea about!
Yippie!
Now do you think "hire me you bastards or I'll firebomb your office" do as my opening statement on my covering letter?
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Don't know what that's about, but I wouldn't want an angry Charby on my hands. I'd hire you just to avoid the firebombs! Hope you enjoyed the ice cream and alcohol. Sounds like a stellar combination!
-h
I have oreo in my freezer, but it'll be gone tonight. YUM!
I think you should go for a classier approach, show off your sophisticated language and your ladylike reserve.
More like this:
To Whom It May Concern:
I have many skills that you might find useful for your company. For instance I know how to build and detonate an incendiary devise. I promise that if you ask me to join your team, I will not at this time be forced to visit your premises with one.
Sincerely,
Charbs!
i was dfucking spannmed!
spins, I like thet way of thinkings!
I'd definately hire you.
Wow. The C-word (that's what we call it in my hose) I haven't heard that in a while.
Go Charby!
AG
Alecya - don't be too shocked...it's quite common vernacular for the Brits. As is twat...but I loved the combination that someone came up with (was it you Charbs?): twunt!
twunt sounds like one of my combinations Spins.
Twunt!
he he he
Not shocked, just amused. I don't mind the word at all. But Beloved hates it. Its when I now she's ready to road rage, when she calls other drivers a cunt.
Haha. Otherwise she calls it the c-word
I just want you to know that I'm not a potty mouth in the real world. AC, just in case you get the wrong idea, I hardly swear out loud.
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