Oh dear oh dear.
We'd been getting on so well, I was shy as I normally am, around new people. But making an effort to be giggly and fun. We found a Scream pub for dinner and then went on a pub crawl of Greenwich, touring nearly 7 bars, and as far as I can recall 9 drinks.
Eventually I steered us into the Cricketeer's Arms.
We had a drink there and then another one and then some lads tumbled in, I took to them immediately, because they were cheeky and full of it, talking the barman into doing tequila shots with them, they reminded me of my lads.
They brought me and TY'U a tequila.
I've never had tequila before and I was doing ok, on the drinks i'd been downing, enough to make a reasonable account of myself.
Salt, shot, lime.
Uuuurgggh! Oh my God. It was foul! The sympathetic barman brought me the water that I begged for.
I went to the bar to buy the next round for me and TY'U.
One of them then provided us both with some thing that contained vodka and some kind of orange shit, it tasted like a Terry's Chocolate Orange.
I can't handle shots to save my life at the best of the time so resorted to water and lemonade after that. TY'U and Random Barman were very sweet checking i'd be ok to get home.
Then TY'U kissed me. And we kissed until I realised this was not what I wanted and begged him to put me on the bus heading home, which he did so, after a lot of kissing.
Now I'm hoping that he was as pissed as me and it's all gonna be good, God only knows I've got enough shit without that.
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See! PNB!!!
Why didn't you want to be kissing him? What's up with this guy?
LOL at Flash.
There's nothing wrong with him, Hyde, he's sweet and kind and most importantly likes the same football team!
The sad thing is I already think of him as a mate, and no more. How can you fool around with a guy you can picture as a mate and nothing else?
You can't!
That's why you do it my way and date them first.
Yeah, like I'm one to be giving you advice on men.
Really none of us really are. LOL.
Luv Ya Flash and Hyde : )
So even though you thought of him as a mate - was he at least a good kisser? (see I think of the important stuff)
I guess I'm at the point these days where I'd be pleased with a friend "with benefits" (as they are now saying here). Seems like it would be nice and fun, so long as there were clear lines around it - but I guess that's the problem, eh? The lines rarely stay too clear with us women.
Morning Charbs
Poor bloke, he probably spent the journey home and all subsequent time thinking he'd met a really nice girl (with a great arse of course !), and is maybe hoping that it could be the start of that very special relationship he's been yearning for, and when he wakes up and logs on he finds you're nothing but a kiss and tell tease!!..
Well, I'd better tell you now, If you're lucky enough to ever meet me in the flesh, you had better be able to control the overwhelming desire you will undoubtably exprerience to indulge in a bit of saliva swapping, and more..!!.
Because if I did allow it happen and you subsequently posted the details, it may lead to various other females who frequent your blog, experiencing extreme levels of jealousy.
Indeed, Spinsterwitch and Cheryl may even be tempted to send me the air fare so I may be able to visit personally and raise their pleasure levels to a new high.
I left Hyde out of the last paragraph, as I've read her bloggs and the lifestyle she leads would leave me dead in a week !. She can cram more in to one weekend than most people do in a month and some others do in a lifetime.!.
Alternatively Charbs, was your post just your way of saying you're saving yourself for me !?.
R
Oi R! NO!!
As much as I enjoy your lenghty & witty comments, your blurred line on your sexual preferences, your amusing tales of merchant navy abuse & the fact that you did drop by & comment round mine, I feel the need to tell you that if Cheryl, Spins or Hyde (I could handle it, y'see) were sending airfare to anyone, it would undoubtable be me.
Know your place my young padawan.
Cappiche?
Ahhhh Boys fight nice.
R,
I must agree with my dear Flash on this one. Although your freakish blow up doll adventures have peaked my interest, my air fare would indeed go to the one, the only Super Hero of blogland.....FLASH.
Although you have read my blog, I do not know that you could keep up with me either.
Around here Charbs and Me are Flash's girls. That's a feat in itself....I know you want this status and probably consider yourself a stud around there.
Truth of the matter is you would be LUCKY if any four of us girls would give you the time of day...."in the flesh"
Wowsers and Crikey !!.
I put my head over the parapet and it's met by a broadside of abuse and warnings.
Seems I've upset the status quo somewhat !!. The dilema I'm now facing is do I accept that I will never be man enought to compete with the Super Hero of Blogland, The Mighty Flash OR should I take up the gauntlet and attempt to hijack his harem with my promises of things that Flash can only ever dream of delivering in the personal satisfaction stakes.
Flash. You must have been furious that one of 'your' girls was playing tonsil tennis last night.
Methinks that is why you are loitering around Charbyland to see if there are cracks appearing in her devotion to the Flashman.
One year eh !!. Not much to offer a girl then ?!?!.
R
"should I take up the gauntlet and attempt to hijack his harem with my promises of things that Flash can only ever dream of delivering in the personal satisfaction stakes."
R, if you are capable of such deeds then you would indeed be worthy of my crown.
I am, however, not exactly shaking in my boots.
Now now children play nice!
Or perhaps it'd be more interesting to see Flash and R duel at dawn with pistols for our honour?
Oh and btw.
R - you shouldn't make me feel more guilty than I already do. And unless you got me very drunk I think that I'd be able to resist you and your charms, it might be hard but I think its something I could do.
SpinsterWitch - He was a VERY good kisser, I've tried the Friend With Benefits thing before and its not something I'd like to do again, it gets too confusing.
Pistols at dawn for your honour ?
Bit late for that I'd have thought !!
R
Dang, you guys always have so much fun while I'm asleep.
I gotta fall on the side of Flash, R. He's our superhero.
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