" Its all about the tweeting! The never ending tweeting and then the tap-tap-tapping!"

"Is it Tappa-Tappa-Tappa?" My Brat misses the Simpsons Quote and carries on moaning.

"Tweet-tweet, tap, tap, tweet-tweet all night long! Little tapping feet along the floor and then one of them picks up the seed-dish and keeps dropping it and picking it up and dropping it and then it's tweet-tweet and the tap tap and the scrape-bang! And then I throw a pillow and then its all about the flutter-flutter and the screaming!"

I take it that he doesnt appreciate sharing a room with my birds, since losing his room due to an unwary builders foot.