Why is nothing exciting happening to me??

Dont'cha just love MSN chats that fall into randomness?
Here's me and the Sheep.


Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
i am the only one who is slipperless
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
im slipperless too
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
a big spider called bert took up residence in my left slipper and threatened to mug me if i evicted him
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
interesting problem. perhaps a bigger slipper u can share...?
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
no. he's very greedy. he's like a what do you call 'ems? a homeless guy that takes over an empty house
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
squatter
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
as long as they dont damage anything they are not breaking the law
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
thats the dude
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
thats what he says. so he's not moving out
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
u are within your rights however to smoke em out. its your property so it counts as fumigation. its his own fault for being there
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
he's threatened a campaign of terror on me though
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
hmm, some sort of economic sanctions maybe?
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
maybe. we are negotiating a move to the busy lizzie flowerbed and all the bugs he can eat
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
eah! what kind of life does he have in a slipper? only dust mites to eat and a permanant strange semll folling him around
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
well theres a healthy quanity of woodlice to chew on and at the moment a lot of daddy long legs about
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
its indoors too and warm which is his main arguement
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
hmm, slippers are like caravans. they can be towed elsewhere...
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
the fridge perhaps
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
the fridge........ hmmm no good. he runs the risk of getting squished then and i dont wanna get done for murder
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
then outside under a bucket to keep the rain off
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
a..... buck........et
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
?????
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
yes, a young male deer whats been caught and et
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
ojh
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
poor bambi
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
but put to good use as a slipper warmer and spider distarcter
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
distractor*
Luke Young! What a legend! says:
I like to think that soon he'll make the short jump to the porch. theres a whole row of boots that he can move into
Shakespearean Humour : twonk your petard! says:
neat, but a danger he'll spread his stuff and invite family round